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Este es un paisano que compra una ordeñadora, para ordeñar las vacas, y mientras ordeña, piensa que con el movimiento que hace en las tetillas se puede hacer una buena paja, y se saca el cacharro por la bragueta y lo mete en la chupadora de la tetilla. Entonces se corre hasta seis veces, pero cuando se cansa no puede sacar la picha del chisme. Como se encuentra cerca del telefono, llama al servicio tecnico para peguntarle como se para la ordeñadora. El operario del Servicio tecnico le responde: "A LOS 25 LITROS PARA SOLA".

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Madrid Anti - Abortion Protest Draws Thousands - New York Times


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Madrid Anti - Abortion Protest Draws Thousands
New York Times
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Spaniards rally against abortionBBC News
Tens of Thousands Protest Abortion Law in SpainChristian Post
Workers protest throughout SpainWorkers World
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Zapatero requests Chávez's government to respect Spanish judge - El Universal


Zapatero requests Chávez's government to respect Spanish judge
El Universal
Spain's Prime Minister José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero asked Venezuela to "respect" former Prime Minister José María Aznar and the judge of the Spanish ...
Spanish Judge Accuses Venezuelan Gov't of Aiding TerrorismThe Epoch Times
09/03/2010Zapatero denounces Venezuelan comments on anti-terror judgeExpatica Spain
Hugo Chavez: South America's Own 'Qaddafi' – El Tiempo, ColombiaThe Moderate Voice
Reuters -Escambray
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Spanish PM optimistic over hostage release - People's Daily Online


euronews
Spanish PM optimistic over hostage release
People's Daily Online
Spanish Prime Minister Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero said Wednesday that he was optimistic over the release of Spanish hostage Alicia Gamez. ...
Spain hoping for 'good news' on Africa hostageseTaiwan News
Spanish PM claims Al Qaeda hostage to be releasedThe Reader
Hostages freed in MaliNews24
Ennahar
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The Spanish disease - Jerusalem Post


The Spanish disease
Jerusalem Post
Now the left-wing prime minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, is aligned with anti-globalization activists whose agenda includes strong anti-Israel ...

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Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ... - VHeadline.com


Colombia Reports
Spain's PP and Colombian oligarchy raise storm in Venezuelan teacup over ETA ...
VHeadline.com
VHeadline News Editor Patrick J. O'Donoghue writes: What is the matter with Spain's Zapatero? What is the matter with Spain's Judiciary? ...
Spain to go after ETA in Venezuela, calls on Chavez to helpTMCnet
Spain to intensify probes into ETA in VenezuelaeTaiwan News
Venezuela linked to terror groupsWashington Times
El Universal -Wall Street Journal -Financial Times
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So Greece Has Cleared Some Obstacles, But Will Spain Overcome Its Hurdles? - Wall Street Journal


So Greece Has Cleared Some Obstacles, But Will Spain Overcome Its Hurdles?
Wall Street Journal
So it matters that Spain's socialist prime minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, seems to be an admirer of Charles Dickens's Mr. Micawber. ...
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Zapatero calls for "single digital market" in EU - Monsters and Critics.com


Malaysia Star
Zapatero calls for "single digital market" in EU
Monsters and Critics.com
Hanover, Germany - Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, prime minister of Spain, called at the CeBIT trade fair in Hanover on Monday for a 'single digital market' ...
Spanish PM travels to Germany to open digital industry fairXinhua
Merkel: Must Combat Markets Working Against EuroWall Street Journal
Merkel, Zapatero open CeBIT IT fairB92
penki.lt -BusinessWeek -ISRIA (registration)
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Chavez mocks Clinton as "blond Condoleezza" - Reuters


Reuters
Chavez mocks Clinton as "blond Condoleezza"
Reuters
President Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero's government stirred Chavez's wrath this week by demanding an explanation of a judge's accusations that Venezuela had ...
President Chavez Criticizes Hillary Clinton as a 'Blond Condoleezza ...The Moderate Voice
Hillary Clinton is a Blond Condoleezza Rice: ChavezHamsayeh.Net
Hugo Chavez calls Hillary Clinton the 'Blond Condoleezza'DigitalJournal.com

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Zapatero sidelined as Spain faces own problems - Irish Times


Zapatero sidelined as Spain faces own problems
Irish Times
SPANISH SITUATION: SPAIN IS a proud nation and less than two months ago was looking forward to seeing its prime minister, José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero, ...
Spanish economy keeps grinding lowerMarketWatch
Spaniards Give Low Marks to Zapatero and RajoyAngus Reid Global Monitor
Spanish economy contracts 0.1% in last quarter and 3.6% in 2009MercoPress
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Spain's Zapatero-will cut deficit, won't bow to markets - Reuters


The Guardian
Spain's Zapatero-will cut deficit, won't bow to markets
Reuters
We are not going to fall in the trap of the ideas of those who created the financial crisis," Zapatero told a conference in London. ...
Zapatero Sees Spain Returning to Growth in First HalfWall Street Journal
Spanish Premier Insists Economic Recovery Is NearNew York Times
Britain, Greece, Spain and Norway tell markets: growth, not cutsThe Guardian
The Leader Newspaper Online -The Hindu -EITB
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